Where only the strong survive! [insert other stupid cliches]!

Real Housewives of New Jersey!

 

Right side of brain: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Left side of brain: YYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

Please note these "ladies" will not actually represent what a normal New Jerseyians are like.  Now if you'll excuse me I have to grease my hair back, cover myself in cheap cologne, and go clubbing (I'll be the one pumping my fist in the air).

 

DK