MSNBC.com posted a fun article in their Games section about why we love playing video games with zombies in them so much. They give 5 pretty good reason, but they also include the best possible reason to play these games
Practice, practice, practice
Faliszek offers up another explanation for the current zombie game outbreak."I think with the pending zombie apocalypse, people just want to get in as much practice as possible," he says.
Let's face it, things on planet Earth aren't looking so good and one can't help but wonder: Could zombies be the next plague upon us? Better safe than sorry, I say. And what better way to prepare than by playing video games?
Look me in the eyes when I tell you this because it's very important. The Zombie Apocalypse will happen one day and it would not surprise me in the least. It's either that or we'll get stuck in some Terminator/Matrix robots taking over shit. But personally I thinking it's going to be zombies. And I have a proof for my logic.
People = Stupid
Scientists = People
Ambition + Curiosity + Arrogance + Scientists + "May God have mercy on our souls" = Zombies
Just remember, you should always have an aluminum baseball bat somewhere near your person in case this finally happens. It's lightweight, powerful, hard to break, and does not need to be reloaded. Get guns as soon as possible but never rely 100% on them. You don't know how long this is going to last and you'll have limited ammo. Also, make sure the first place you head is a grocery story. You need canned goods, bottled water, and cigarettes. After an apocalypse everyone smokes, so the more cigarettes you have the more you can trade for other goods. All of this is null and void if you're dealing with fast zombies. Then you should get in a truck of some kind and run away.
Before I go, let me give you some hints on places to avoid during this dark time in humanity's future:
Cemeteries
Hospitals
The Mall
Back for someone
Any Umbrella Corp building
Good luck, survivors.
DK
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