Fuck you!

I was on the Wikipedia (at no point will I ever question anything I read on there - so don't try to convince me otherwise) and came across this entry for the No Cussing Club.

 

The No Cussing Club is an advocacy organization asking people to refrain from using profanity in public space. The organization was founded by then 14-year-old McKay Hatch in 2007. The club gained its first news coverage when the city council of South Pasadena, California issued a proclamation designating the first week of March as No Cussing Week, to recognize Hatch's disapproval of the use of "cuss words."

 

Members of the club often take the 'No Cussing Challenge', which reads as follows:

 

I won't cuss, swear, use bad language, or tell dirty jokes. Clean language is the sign of intelligence and always demands respect. I will use my language to uplift, encourage and motivate. I will Leave People Better Than I Found Them.

 

As a fan/student of the cursing arts I actually this as a different kind of challenge.  To make a 'Cussing Challenge'.  Here goes:

 

I will fucking cuss, swear like a goddamn sailor, use shitty language, or tell more dirty joke then I can shake my dick at.  Finding new and inventive ways to curse is a sign of intelligence and I'll continue to fucking word skeet at you until you respect me.  I will use my language to offend, entertain, put down, and display anger.  I will leave people shells of their former fucking selves.  Cunt.

 

THANK YOU FOLKS, I'LL BE HERE ALL WEEK!

 

DK