29 April 2009
Lost's 100th
28 April 2009
Chuck vs NBC
Peace out, Nerd Herders
DK
A Case of the Mon... Tuesdays 4/28/09
The WHO has lifted its pandemic alert to phase 4, meaning there is sustained human-to-human transmission of the virus causing outbreaks in at least one country. It also indicates the risk of a deadly global outbreak."At this time, containment is not a feasible option," said Keiji Fukuda, assistant director-general of the World Health Organization.
COUNTERPOINT - Me: I just ate a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich for breakfast..... w/ bacon. Take that swine. Delicious, delicious swine.
Because let's be real folks, if we stop eating bacon, the pigs have already won!
DK
15 April 2009
Harry Kalas 1936 - 2009
I'll be 25 in June, which means since I've been alive, I've heard Harry Kalas call baseball games. I can't imagine listening to a game without him behind the mic. When I heard the news, I could actually feel myself tearing up a bit. It was like losing a friend.
There's a lot of articles out there about Harry the K. ESPN.com's Jayson Stark, a resident of the Philly area wrote an excellent one. It also contains a great video that contains his call of Mike Schmidt's 500th home run and the Phillies 2008 World Series win. Also, just about every article on philly.com's Phillies page is about him. These articles say things better than I ever feel I could.
The Phillies hit three home runs on Tuesday. With each one I could here Kalas saying "OUTTA HERE!" in my head. And that's how it always will be.
DK
13 April 2009
A Case of the Mondays 4/10/09
10 April 2009
USE YOUR WORDS: A weekend homework assignment
1. Julian
A very honest man who is freakishly horny. He gets hard an average of 45 times per day. Many woman like him and dream of having sex with him. He is a player but everyone loves him because he is sweet like candy. He has an overactive imagination and can make up very sexual stories that can turn anyone on and get them wet like a lake.
DK
Barry Bonds can suck it.
Ryan Howard will hit 100 home runs this season.
Yeah, that's right. One hundred.
My other Phillies fan friends laughed at me (as will most fans of baseball) but I am telling you not only is this completely possible, it is going to happen. All Ryan Howard has to do is working on his Batting Average. Because he only hits home runs. Either that or he strikes out. So get rid of the strikes outs. What are you left with? All home runs. All the time. Think about it.
I'll be tracking Ryan's success on sidebar.
GO PHILLIES!
DK
Everything I ever wanted to know about pirates I learned from Veggie Tales!
And apparently it was all lies.
Pirates do a lot! Like shanghai ships, steal cargo, hold U.S. sailors hostage, and generally terrorize the high seas! Who fucking knew? I went to Seton Hall and I was the laziest pirate you ever saw.
Seriously though, I knew that pirates were still a problem in today's society but I didn't realize they could actually cause this much trouble in one fell swoop. And apparently Obama's in a bit of a pickle because he doesn't want to use the fire power we have out there on the seas. This article analyzing his dilemma is nice but I'm going to assume that Barack has just decided to go in a different with this one.
He can either use the whole navy or....

It's a rivalry as old as time itself. The two groups will be forced to battle for all eternity so not only don't you worry about the pirates anymore, you can use the kinetic energy from the fighting as a green source of energy!
I, of course, will be sitting out as I received a Doctorate of Ninjology as a Seton Hall Pirate so I'm perpetually conflicted.
DK
P.S. The spell check tried to tell me Ninjology isn't a word. Silly, right?
Weekend!
A bunch of stuff I saw this week that I wanted to post about which I'll be doing today. Was really busy this week - the sleep I got between ending work at 12:30pm and having to be back at 9pm was the most I got all week.
My thoughts about the week and a Use Your Words to follow...
DK
09 April 2009
Dead is Dead
In case you were wondering, Lost was excellent last night. It's definitely at number one on my List of Things That Are The Shit. As always, Doc Jensen's recap can be found here.
It's become a fairly consistent thing on Lost that the episodes that focus on Ben Linus are some of the best. It's amazing how a character that was supposed to only be on the show for a few episode has become such an important part of the show. It's definitely a testament to Michael Emerson's amazing performance.
Last night we got a good amount of answers (of course more questions were raised but it's Lost - there have to be) about everyone's favorite manipulator.
The flashback scenes showed us some of Ben's time in the others before he was their leader. We also got a view of Widmore at the end of his leadership. Though he claimed to Locke in "The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham" to have been tricked by Ben and forced off the island, this episode showed Widmore as a leader who had become corrupted and was being replaced by the island for no longer doing what was in its best interest. We know the same thing happened to Ben.
One of the focuses that pulled both men's attention away from the island seemed to be family. Widmore had Penny and Ben had Alex. Since Locke is the island's new chosen one is he doomed to repeat this pattern of being corrupted by a position of power within the Others? Or, as I personally believe at this point, has Locke's life off the island been miserable up to this point to make sure he doesn't have the connections to others that the previous leaders did? His only love is dead and his father, the one person he was never able to move past, was brought to him by the island to be killed by Sawyer. It's interesting.
Speaking of Locke, how crazy/awesome was Locke-zarus. Back from the dead with a smile on his face and a plan in his noggin... I don't believe for a second he's the same Locke as he claimed to Sun but I also don't he's an apparition like Christian Shepard or the other island ghosts. We know Ben's rules changed on the island once Alex was shot but even he was unsettled with the fact that for Locke dead just might not be dead. The idea Ben was forced to follow Locke was another in a series of role reversals we've had this season (the other big one being Jack and Sawyer).
So Locke leads, and Ben follows all the way to a cozy little place I like to call Smokey's Hideaway. I don't believe for a second Ben truly came back to be judged but the island forced one of his lies into truth last night and revealed to us more about the smoke monster than we've ever known. In a cave underneath the temple guarding wall Ben came face to face with the smoke monster and it flashed the events in Ben's life that lead to Alex's death. And while it did judged him worthy to continue living (for now), it didn't lead Ben go without a warning delivered by his dearly departed daughter. We know you're planning to kill Locke again. You better listen to him or we'll be back for you. And you wouldn't want that Ben. For you, Dead is Dead.
I could write about this stuff forever so I leave with a few Other Thoughts:
It was interesting seeing Ben's mommy issues come to the surface, and how his father shaped him as a parent....thank God Ben didn't kill Penny....was that picture about Smokey's grate him having the stare down w/ Anubis? because that's how I took it...oh boy! I was hoping we'd end up with another faction on the island! Though my friend Jon pointed out they may be from Widmore....excited for a Miles-centric next week...
And to end things a quote from the show Psych that just seemed to fit last night:
Shawn: Slap a wig on you, you're a dead ringer for when I was a kid.Namaste,
DK
06 April 2009
A Case of the Mondays - 4/6/09
The earthquake struck at 3:32 a.m. local time in a quake-prone Abruzzo region that has had at least nine smaller jolts since the beginning of April.
05 April 2009
World Fucking Champions
ESPN put up an excerpt from Jayson Stark's book Worth The Wait which does a great job of catching the excitement and magic felt in the city of Philadelphia after that win. It's a perfect read to start the season. Now all we have to do is win it again.
GO PHILLIES!!!!!
DK
02 April 2009
Whatever happened, happened
So many questions, so many consequences, and next week, so much smoke (fingers crossed!).
I love this show.
DK
From the halls of County General....
ER is an amazing show and it will be sad to see it go. I remember watching it a bit when I was younger but I never really followed it. To be fair, the show started when I was 10 and I doubt my parents wanted to discuss with me why Carol Hathaway tried to kill herself in the pilot. But it was always there. Always on at 10pm Thursdays on NBC.
I loved the way the show started out with a bang, never stopping to fully explain the medical jargon they were throwing your way. A show that assumed the viewer was smart enough to follow what was going on and be pulled into these characters lives. And pulled we were. Drs. Ross, Carter, Benton, Weaver, Romano - you say these names and people know them. And if you know a person who can legitimately tell you that they did not cry when Mark Greene died they are a dirty liar and/or Satan has a special place in hell for their soulless husks.
I'm not showing the show was perfect, cause it wasn't. I'm at a part at season 10 where it's swinging towards the weaker end (A helicopter crash? Onto the guy afraid of helicopters? Come on!) but I don't care. From beginning to end it feels great.
So set your DVRs and turn get in front of your TVs at 8pm for a look back and then watch one more story be told from the halls of County General.
DK
