Actually getting a chance to take a deep breath at work so I decided what better way to celebrate than by actually updating. This story is a pretty obvious but since we're all going to die from this I figured it was a good choice.
I'm a little tired this morning so I just glanced at most of the article but I'm pretty sure that's the headline. And now a point/counterpoint.
POINT - Article:
The WHO has lifted its pandemic alert to phase 4, meaning there is sustained human-to-human transmission of the virus causing outbreaks in at least one country. It also indicates the risk of a deadly global outbreak."At this time, containment is not a feasible option," said Keiji Fukuda, assistant director-general of the World Health Organization.
COUNTERPOINT - Me: I just ate a ham, egg, and cheese sandwich for breakfast..... w/ bacon. Take that swine. Delicious, delicious swine.
Because let's be real folks, if we stop eating bacon, the pigs have already won!
DK
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