I'M A WINNER!

Didn't update during the Drunk Show but I can assure you I participated. How drunk was I?





1) Discovered asdfouisfdojfdsaiojj.com is not a website. Did I just smash my hands on my keyboard? Yes.





2) I was mustache drunk

Have a good day everyone! Next year - everyone should come over!

DK

A Public Service Annoucement

So tomorrow is one of my favorite days of the year, the Preston and Steve Public Service Show! And by Public Service, they mean drunk.

Preston and Steve is a morning show on 93.3 WMMR in Philadelphia. I've listened to these guys since I was in high school, and I love them to the point I know I annoy my friends because I'll talk about something they did like I had an actual conversation with someone. Whatever, they're real people who don't try to be anything but who they are on air and the 2-2.5 hours I listen to their podcast each day always entertains.

Anyway, each year they have their drunk show, where two of the people get hammered on air to show the "dangers of drinking". It's HI-larious. And tomorrow will be my second year drinking along with them - which makes it all that much more fun. Anyone is welcome to come over and join me between 6-11am (yeah, I took off to drink, don't judge me). There's also a good possiblity I will drunkenly update between those hours. If you can't come over/drink - feel free to follow along at wmmr.com. And remember to always have a driver if you're going to drink!

Gadzooks!

DK

The 12 Porns of FiOS

On Sunday, after watching Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, myself and my friends MA and MC we going through FiOS On Demand to attempt to find something else to watch.  While MA and I were showing MC how hilarious the titles of the softcore porn was in the On Demand menu, we realized there are a lot of stuff out there with numbers in the title.  Using only actual titles (numbers included) we were able to comprise this little ditty.  I hope you enjoy.

 

Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

On the twelfth day of softcore, On Demand gave to me,

12 Big Juicy Jugs

Go 11 Inches Deep

10 Massive MILF Jugs

9 Young Babysitters

8 Ravaged Rears

7 Asians Boned Hard

6 Ass Up Sluts

5 MILF Slut Rampage

4 Wife Sex Tapes 3

3 Way Lesbian Sluts

2 Girls at Once

and... Daddy Gets Lucky #1

Thank you! Thank you!  I think I might belting out 5 MILF Slut Rampage more than I like 5 Gold Rings.  Happy Hump Day everyone!

 

DK

Donde esta?

I can explain my absence with a convo I had the other day w/ my roommate, I Matt My Pants.

IMMP: (after coming back from an event he was invited to because of his blog which he updates regularly and consistently)... and then she told me to stick with the blog!

Me: That's awesome! Sometimes when I'm laying on the couch and think, "Oh, I should blog about this thing." Then I get to my room and think, "Hey! Bed!"

IMMP then judged me.

Updates returning today for an unknown amount of time!

DK