01 July 2009

The 12 Porns of FiOS

On Sunday, after watching Ferngully: The Last Rainforest, myself and my friends MA and MC we going through FiOS On Demand to attempt to find something else to watch.  While MA and I were showing MC how hilarious the titles of the softcore porn was in the On Demand menu, we realized there are a lot of stuff out there with numbers in the title.  Using only actual titles (numbers included) we were able to comprise this little ditty.  I hope you enjoy.
 
Sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the twelfth day of softcore, On Demand gave to me,
12 Big Juicy Jugs
Go 11 Inches Deep
10 Massive MILF Jugs
9 Young Babysitters
8 Ravaged Rears
7 Asians Boned Hard
6 Ass Up Sluts
5 MILF Slut Rampage
4 Wife Sex Tapes 3
3 Way Lesbian Sluts
2 Girls at Once
and... Daddy Gets Lucky #1
Thank you! Thank you!  I think I might belting out 5 MILF Slut Rampage more than I like 5 Gold Rings.  Happy Hump Day everyone!
 
DK

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