If I blog, and no one reads it, does it make a sound?

With a new computer on the way, an overabundance of crazy going on in my head, and more TV watching then I could shake a remote at, I have returned to the blog-o-sphere with a vengeance. Or at least with the knowledge I can write here for more than 2 months at a time.

Hello again, non-iPhone compatible, non-work filtered Internet. I've missed you ever so much.